Moola

it's tuesday~!

last post was on a thursday......so that means.......4 days w/o a post.........wow......

haven had much to blog abt really.......or rather, there have been interesting stuff happening, but ive been too tired at the end of it to type.......

need to watch my spending........im still suffering from the effects of the last over-inflated credit card bill and there shld be another 1 or 2 more coming next.......and there are so many things i need and am so tempted to slurge on.......

saw a pair of Minder jeans at topman during the wkend........was sooooo tempted to get a pair.....but that would set me back 80 bucks.........

the car antenna is spoilt, so ill need to fork out some moola to get it fixed/changed........

the pc monitor will be giving way at the rate it's going........it now needs a warm-up time~! sighz........

money money money money..........money.......never enuf isnt it?

been doing some event jobs to try and offset my credit card deficit........the events are normally the usual company family day stuff........$40 for abt half a day's work aint too bad considering there's not much brain power involved........

went to do one on the sunday jus past.......wasnt a family day, was some kinda department event........the employees were mostly banghras and china chinese.......ill admit one thing, im not particularly fond of some foreign workers/students...........not saying they are all bad......jus some of them are pretty unbearable..........in terms of attitude and mannerism......

then again, they are on our turf.......imagine if i were on theirs........they might find me equally revolting..........

but one thing i kinda envy the foreign workers/students for.......they can be so easily happy........they can laugh so easily and can appreciate the simplest of things.........

of course, those ive come into contact with so far have not had the privilege of having several material things in life.........basically, they are more or less at a comfortable level financially..........jus enough to pass each day.........

the more pple i meet, the more it reinforces my belief that money can complicate things in ways that most cannot forsee.......

i wun deny the fact that im more fortunate than most.......but there are alot of things others dun seem to see/understand abt having this kinda fortune.........of course standing on this side of the fence means ill only see the grass and not the dung on the other side.......unless i climb over and see for myself..........similarly, im sure nobody will understand until they have experienced the same kind of fortune.......

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life can be so similar to a minefield at times...........despite all the effort trying to avoid stepping on mines, there are times u jus have to step on some of them to avoid the next......

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all that reflection can get to a person........will try to come up with something nicer to read for the next post.........

it's approx 1 more mth before mating season begins~!

for those not in the know.........mating season = exams

Let the games begin~!

new season of Nip/Tuck has started~! it is so not gonna be shown on ch5 tho......

think im gonna flunk my exams........whole slew of new seasons gonna start next wk and run all the way thru.........Charmed, Boston Legal, Smallville, Desperate Housewives..........and im starting on House as well..........

i am gonna be so dead........

2 - 1 = 1

one dead, one more to go

nope, i didnt pour any vodka into the water

Fishies~!

i have fish.....yep, fish........2 of them........

dunno wat species they are.........thought they were longkang (drain) fish........until my dad saw them and said they were satay fish.........

now........satay fish, to me = food........u know those thin slices of seasoned processed fish meat on a long satay stick they sell at provision shops.........had a whole bunch of them today much to the dismay and protest of my already sore throat......

so these 2 little things are satay fish........tho they really dun look meaty enuf to be used for satay.........more like ikan bilis.....

story behind the fish..........long story short, i saved them from certain death at the event i was working at today.........they were part of one of the games at the stalls..........kids were allowed to fish out of an inflatable kiddie pool full of longkang fishes.........

at the end of the day, the remaining fishes were to be........disposed of........and me, seeing an opportunity to chalk up some humanitarian points, decided to adopt 2 fish.........the remaining were finally all squeezed into a small little tank similar to those kids carry around in primary sch..........wasnt a pretty sight......minutes later it got uglier, i had the opportunity to observe the full meaning of "sleeping with the fishes".........

and in the back of my mind something went, "goodie......time to bring out the frying pan"

that got me thinking........those fish that had to watch their comrades die must have been traumatised.........kinda like being in a battlefield with dead bodies all around and many more dropping like flies........

so how do fish deal wif trauma? maybe i could help my fish.........they seem rather lifeless now..........maybe my mum could give them counselling..........or i could jus add some vodka to the water.........would they prefer vanilia or raspberry? think no need mixers to go wif it, the water shld make the vodka quite dilute already........

wat abt groundnuts to go wif the drinks?

Collecting Dust

my keyboard looks dirty........extremely.......yuk........feels sick to look at it let alone type on it.......gotta wipe it down one of these days.....

anywayz, seems that with all the lowered air fares, evry1's flying here, there and practically everywhere.........k lah, not exactly everywhere.....mainly the neighbouring countries - malaysia, thailand, HK, blah blah.......

so how come my butt hasnt had the pleasure of breathing foreign air for 10yrs?

that didnt sound rite........

yea........10yrs......that's a pretty long time........the last foreign country was NZ i think..........the last time i set foot in malaysia was even longer......think by now my passport has already disintegrated into a pile of dust........

maybe i shld save up some for a holiday........already have a list of places i wanna go to and why i wanna go............in no particular order......

1. Australia - To drive along the Great Ocean Road. The last 2 times there i was hardly tall enuff to peek over the steering wheel.
2. NZ - Love the place, love the climate.
3. Scotland - Wanna go see the highlands. im not gonna wear a skirt there. that'll jus be gay. they say nothing else is worn underneath......great......
4. Germany - Sausages and Beer~! Nuff said. ohya, the Danube River and the Black Forest.
5. US - Actually, there's nothing special there i wanna see........except maybe the original Carl's Jr and to search for my steakburger
6. Paris, France - Eiffel Tower
7. Italy - To live out my Godfather fantasies.......and of course see the Lambo police cars
8. Malaysia, Thailand, HK - To go tracking, club and club and........club.
9. Holland - WEED~!
10. Whatever Pulau something something we have near sg - space filler.....i stopped at 9......tot ill make it 10

Grrr......

very often a thought pops into my head which would be interesting to blog/ponder abt.....but.....jus as many times that happens, i never get ard to blogging abt it and jus end up pondering abt it.........and by the time i get myself seated in front of a terminal, i forget wat in the world was in my head.............

and then end up doing something similar to the following......

rite, wkend roundup time......

unbelieveable how time flies..........scary even........things happen and pass almost in a blur.....pple come and go in equally the same manner too.......and all of it fades to jus a memory, a little glimmer in the dark recesses of my mind........

starting to get too flowery for my liking..........back to channel ME

time has flown past rather quickly, the term break is over and the second half of the sem is gonna start in less than 12hrs.........gonna be one big rush to the exams before the hols are here again.........a short little breather that will be........before the whole routine starts all over again for hopefully one final semester.........hopefully.........

that 'hopefully' has been pressing on my mind alot lately.........

feeling alittle under the weather.........got a bloody sore throat which came from dunno where.....feeling alittle grouchy and light-headed.......... >:(

ohya, Buble's coming to town~! but......dun think ill be going......haiz........ :(

wow

heading off to a fren's place for a drinking party soon, decided to drop this post first......

learnt something interesting today........a woman's breasts can produce up to 257 litres of milk in the first 6mths after childbirth.........and breastfeeding her child can help her burn up an extra 500 calories each day.........

i cant believe it........that's like 1.4L of milk everyday for the first 6mths........that's abt the capacity of a coke/pepsi bottle.........

can u imagine 180 1.5L bottles of breast milk? and dun forget......all of THAT from 2 mounds of flesh that are typically less than or equal to 2 handfuls in size~! WOW~!

the wonders of nature eh? :D

Somebody turn off the Sun

it's too early to be awake....but......here i am.....blogging........sighz.........another sleepless morning.........really starting to think i need to see a doc abt this not being able to sleep in the mornings......

that didnt sound right........mornings are when a person supposedly wakes up........else y would we have a "good morning" greeting? cos if nobody were awake at the time, there wouldnt be "good mornings" in the first place.......

then again, im thinking it's all psychological........have a solution to my sleeplessness, but she's not always available in the mornings............

first things first........do not, drink, orange juice, cranberry juice, ribena or lime juice in the morning after a nite out of drinking...........

so anywayz, was quite a blast last nite.........one big mad rush.......in more ways than one.......

went to a fren's bday party which was supposed to be at Momo.......but had to shift over to chinablack due to the lack of wheelchair frenly facilities at Momo.........

it's always interesting how with the use of mobile communications, it is possible to re-direct a whole party from point to point.........kinda like digital flocking........

the bday boy pretty much died before he even managed to warm his seat.......he got hit over and over again left right center........

shout out to the bday boy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY~

was pretty quiet at Chinablack so left for zouk when some frens and i had accomplished our objective of wasting the bday boy.......and we realised where the whole world was.........

the place was..........i cant find a word to describe it......it was more packed than usual........kinda looked like the party scene in zion from Matrix Reloaded...........only less sensual and more orgy-like........flesh-fest.........groper's paradise...........

yep, there were a few fucking faggots rubbing themselves on other guyz also......namely, me......no, i wasnt the one doing the rubbing.......no, i didnt enjoy getting rubbed either.........y do i always get myself into these kinda situations?

nvm gettin rubbed, got a souvenir from a fren too.......a graze running the length of my chin.......now i look travolta-ish........note the "ish"..........

got home after sending J back, and........there was a power trip when i hit the light switch

sighz.......

so there i was......at 3am in the morning, groping ard in the dark for a torch.........y do these things always happen to me?!

The Weekend in Review

so the wkend was kinda fun......went to watch cinderella man with J......the show's great.......abt the life of a boxer, James Braddock, a must see.......how he went from top dog, to underdog and back again to top dog..........but i guess the main draw of the show lies in the man's spirit to not give up and to provide for his family no matter wat.........

managed to sneak into the cinema thru the exit with J, and had to hide in the toilet till the showtime.........not that we had no tickets, we paid for the tickets........but.......all in the name of spontaneity.......

now that i think of it, i have no idea y we bothered to hide also........

so now we have a pair of full un-torn tickets as souvenirs for our efforts.......

picture time:



That's my new T43 Thinkpad.........well....not exactly mine totally.........sharing it with my mum........she needs a new one to replace her current dinosaur of a notebook........and since she only uses it at nite, i get ot use it during the day.......got it for a really good price........im surprised it was that cheap........got an extra 512mb of ram to bring the total up to 1gig and the price didnt even break 2.5k....

being a student aint that bad afterall....... :)



that's a bamboo plant........sitting on my desk.......jus thought i shld have some green in my room to liven things up abit.......tho i dunno how long it's gonna stay green.......

got some questions tho.......i aint got green fingers.....

do plants need sunlight specifically or will normal light jus do? cos light from my window doesnt hit the desk, so think it might jus turn yellow, shrivel up and die soon if i dun find light for it..........

can i use vodka instead of water? :D

Appreciating Ice-Kachang

sis was home for lunch yesterday, so as usual the family had its little pow-wow over lunch.....

a topic of interest came up, and it was abt the daughter of one of mum's frens.....she's abt a year or so older than i am......and to date, she hasnt decided on wat she wants to do with her life career-wise......basically she's jus bumming ard somewhere in Australia and the mother is paying for her lack of direction........

not that she never had direction at all........she had........but she never really pushed thru with any of them.........

at first she wanted to be a nun......yep a nun......then after going to the nunnery and seeing how life as a nun was like, she backed out.........

den after that, it was something else i cant remember

now, she has enrolled herself in a nursing course......god knows how long she will stick to this direction.........bets?

so anywayz, wat has this gotta do wif Ice-Kachang?

well, the point of this post is not really abt whether the girl finally finds her destiny/direction and lives happily ever-after blah blah blah........she can go turn from nun to hooker for all i care, it's inconsequential to me.......i dun even know her......

the point here is actually abt how the conversation on the topic took place......sometimes i think pple (myself included) tend to over-analyse things........we like to straight away label things as good/bad and/or continue to weigh things against another........

to illustrate my point:
Me : Wouldn't it be great to just live a life like hers? Just nua-ing, not working and yet have the money.
Sis : Yea, but where's your self-worth? Imagine at that age, when you look around and watch your frens move on with their own family and home while you are jus bumming around without any direction at all.
Me : Yea, ok, all the self worth thing, weighing the pros and cons blah blah aside lah. That we all know liao and we can do anytime any day and done it so many times. But for now wouldn't it be nice to just appreciate the superficiality of things? The girl is in a way living the stuff that many pple dream of.

which leads me to Ice-Kachang......sometimes it's nice to jus slowly eat the surrounding the ice + all its coloured syrup and not bother abt how much red-beans there are inside the little mountain and whether you are getting your money's worth of red-beans......

then again, many sg-poreans like to mash up the whole ice-kachang and mix it up before eating.........

for the record, i dun like ice-kachang........but i love chendol.......and yep, i often mix it up before eating.......

Funny People

short rant....

funny how there exists pple who are in a certain profession or line and yet can be so hopelessly stupid with things related to their profession or line........

really.......you would expect a computer engineering student to know how to maintain and upkeep a computer........at the very least know how to do basic troubleshooting.........nvm he/she doesnt know the hardware stuff much, but at least know how to go abt isolating the problem........

i find it extremely hard to comprehend the fact that a computer engineer might not know how to maintain and upkeep his/her own computer........the females forming the largest bulk of those......

yea true, they do know more than the other non-engineering/IT girls, a wee bit more......but that's almost always jus abt it.........a WEE bit more........it's extremely horrifying how a computer engineering student can be so totally hopeless at maintaining his/her computer, making sure it is virus, spyware, blah blah-free..........

nvm the students........there are lecturers who are totally hopeless as well......

how in the world can a computer engineering lecturer not know how to operate a fucking OHP (Overhead Projector) ?!??!?!?

have this lecturer who seems pretty fond of using the OHP......which is quite necessary for the subject he's teaching......but he only seems to know how to turn it on/off.........he doesnt know how to focus the thing! and he teaches students how to build systems much more complex than a OHP~!

the guy dumped a transparency on the OHP, turned it on, and saw it was out of focus.......not happy with it, he switched to the other OHP........it didnt occur to him that all you had to do was turn the knob and raise the lens higher to focus it........

after awhile, he realised he needed 2 OHPs........so back he went to the out of focus OHP and turned it on again......this time he realises he needs to raise the lens.......

so he tries to forcefully pull the lens arm upwards...........to no avail.......

all this time, 300 odd students were sitting patiently, quietly amused by his lack of OHP competency..........

it's ridiculous.........and nvm he tried pulling the lens arm upwards with his bare hands, he did it not jus twice, but three times~!

wat amuses me most tho, is the fact that he never once stopped to think that maybe there's some other way to raise the arm.........and the knob was so huge it was staring him in the face....

Random Stuff

im already convinced that the world has its fair share of nutcases.........and NTU is no different.....

over the past few mths, ive already had the honour of meeting 2 of their finest.......

the first one was some idiot who planted himself opposite me in the canteen during the often packed lunch hour......the guy had finished his chicken rice and kept smiling to himself while sitting there.....and nvm the smiling to himself, he has this really open mouthed dopey smile........those kind that u would think he were some kinda spastic.......short of the mandatory drool.......

that prompted The Indian who was sitting beside me to sms me: "That guy is nuts."

to which i replied: "Yea, the bugger is freaking me out."

the second of NTU's nutcase finest presented himself in the computer room jus yesterday.......The Indian was going abt his business in the terminal in front of me when the guy came along and decided to be the body of all busybody's and stick his face in The Indian's screen to check out wat he was doing.........

obviously he's not read "How to never piss off a Heavyweight Indian 101" before........thankfully The Indian was in a good mood..........

wat happened next only certified the nuttiness of the guy.......

the guy started playing some online game and surfin the net.........and when i looked up from my own lecture notes, i managed to see wat seemed to interest our nutty fren - Anal Sex.....

the guy was actually reading up on Anal Sex in Wikipedia..........for the un-informed, Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia........

now, y would anyone....anyone at all.........search the net abt anal sex?

so maybe he could have been some kinda doctor.........that would be stretching things abit far.......maybe he had to do some kinda project..........tho i doubt Computer Engineering has a course teaching stuff about exchange of body fluids or in his case, exchange of solids.......

even if there were a course teaching abt bodily fluids, u would think i'd already have known abt it.........

so anywayz, i msn-ed The Indian:

Me : Dude, the guy beside you is surfing for stuff on Anal Sex.
The Indian : If he fucking comes near me, I'll fucking kill him

*minutes later*

The Indian : What happens if he decides to come flip me over and poke my ass?
Me : I'll help you rip his balls out.

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jus saw something in the the Shell Escape Catalog.......

Osim has a pen with built-in massager.....

now, i really can't think of any use for such a device.........maybe the girls can.......:p

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What do you fear? What are you afraid of?

this question has been floating around in the recesses of my mind during the past few days........I believe in the fact that every1 is afraid of something.........regardless of how confident, contented and self-assured a person is...........there is always something that he/she will be afriad of.......

not that it's a sign of weakness to fear anything.........it's jus human nature.......

so, what are you afraid of?

Empowered

blogging on location from the student computer room.......

yea, ive done it before.......but this time it's different..........i aint using the sch's computer.....

im doing it from a spanking new IBM Thinkpad T43 :)

nah, it's not mine......the notebook belongs to my mum's.........jus bought it today at a student price for her to replace her old notebook..........of course ill be getting perks for this as well.......

i remember the last time i felt so convenienced by something was when the mobile phone came out........now with this new notebook.........it's unbelieveably.........convenient........almost enlightening and yes, very empowering.........

k lah, maybe it's the geek in me speaking.........but the thought of having almost instant and ready access to vast amounts of information is enuf to gimme a high.......

really........imagine this, wanna know wat's good to eat? pull up my list of sg's eating places........wanna know showtimes? the net has it.........i can work on my FYP while attending lectures, solving the lecturer inefficiency prob.........wat's the latest gadgets? the net has it........what's happening in the world? BBC, CNN, Reuters all at my fingertips..........

not to mention the ability to surf to victoria's secret website during lectures......... :p

msn during lectures with my proj mates and stuff.........the amount of things that a person can do with a notebook and a campus wide wireless connection is really jus too vast.......

infomation is power and power, it'll give anyone the mother of all highs.......

Rationalism

Is it just me or why do lectures seem extremely inefficient in conveying ideas to students?

then again, all humans are jus ineffective/inefficient communicators........really.......we either get too engrossed in trying to convey an idea or get too caught up with 'noise' to actually listen to wat the idea being conveyed is......

anywayz, back to the thing abt lectures........it seems that for every 10mins of lecture, only 2-3mins of it is actually spent on conveying an idea while the remaining 7-8mins are used to repeat that idea........

so basically wat happens is that a student, similar to myself, will only be listening to a lecture for 2-3mins for every 10mins.........the remaining time is spent falling asleep......

and as we all know, it is extremely difficult and troublesome to keep waking up and sleeping over and over again......so normally a student, such as myself, will end up listening to the first 2-3mins of every lecture and then sleep the remaing 57-58mins..........

now, this is where online lectures become extremely useful.........

a student, such as myself, will be able to maximise the use of his time.........he'll be able to play minesweeper and stay awake while waiting for the next idea to come on for him to comprehend........either that or he can blog, such as wat im doing now, while waiting.........and shld he find himself no longer concentrating on the lecture anymore, similar to this point in time, he can jus click and start off where he lost concentration...........

duncha jus love rationalising skipping sch? :)

The Morning Edition

one more pic i left out in the previous post......

he was supposed to be the mascot.....but.....the suit they gave him was a wee bit too small.......
fortunately i say........he prob would have given Bugs a run for his money..........

gonna pontang (skip) lessons today and stay home.........got stuff to do and a show to watch...........J passed me "Before Sunrise" and "Before Sunset" starring Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy...........finished "Before Sunrise" last nite.........gonna do "Before Sunset" later........

shows are abt 2 pple who meet on a train and decide to spend a day & nite together and find a certain lvl of attraction to each other during that one day.........its not a love at first sight story.........more like.......drinking a shot of vodka........ :D

The Weekend Past

weekend was a great rush.......wanted to post this earlier, but........procrastination has never failed me before and it didnt fail me this time either......

so anywayz, the wkend was a rush........had to do some part-time work to try and pay-off my credit card bill........nothing big, jus some do-cow-do-horse stuff at some events........all for the meager sum of $80.........better than nothing tho........

saturday morning saw the first event at a company's premises........some kinda family day of sorts........

ended up sitting at the registration counter almost falling asleep......was supposed to be in charge of handing out goodie bags to kids........but........some how, they dun really seem to like me much......:(

one of them even came up to me and asked, "why you look like you not happy liddat?"

bloody spawn of evil........ >:(

second event on sunday was more interesting........it was held at Jurong Bird Park so there was more to do and more to see too..........haven been to the bird park for ages, the place has changed so much........it's way better than the zoo........the zoo jus smells bad.........

saw this sign on a large cage......and.....

fooling ard before the guests arrived........that's prob gonna be one of the few pics of myself ill ever post online.........and yes, that's a red t-shirt........the events company t-shirt........not a choice of mine.........

so anywayz, the event went on pretty smoothly........'cept that it started to rain abt 3/4s of the way thru.........

some interesting things did happen tho......

i dunno if it is the right thing to do to be serving KFC in a bird sanctuary........

and i think i might have, in some way, caused a dent in the moulding of a certain 4 or 5 yr old little girl's life......i cursed in front of her......

in my own defense, lemme say it was wholly unintentional.........im tempted to push the blame on the lame clown act that was abt to start on stage when the act of atrocity occurred......but, responsible i am.........so in my own mitigation, ill say that im really really terribly terribly remorseful for my act.........

so wat happened? ill make it short......

girl want water, girl goes to get water at dispenser, me standing at dispenser watching lame-ass clown walk up on stage goes, "Oh fuck.", me realises im not alone and looks down, girl looks up with big brown questioning eyes

me almost goes "oh fuck." once more but instead, "oh shit" comes out

me realises me is a dumb-ass for corrupting little girl's mind twice, little girl doesnt seem to understand watever had happened, mother of little girl walks over, me decides to exit stage right.......

they really shldnt make kids that short, they are a danger to themselves this way........maybe give them wings or something so at least they can fly up to eye lvl........

The Most Expensive 5mins of my Life

Went to watch "March of the Emperor" yesterday......good movie........not your regular movie fare though......artsy film.......

anywayz, to the @#$@$!@!@#$%~!!!!! part

some of the most stupid things exist in this world.......or rather, maybe they are the smartest things........

how can any1 be so dumb as to place the parking charges sign right at the gantry to the carpark?
bloody smart ass money leeching blood suckers in Ngee Ann City........and nvm, they place it such that it is only possible to read the sign from the driver side window when you pull up at the gantry........

i.e. u have no choice but to drive into the carpark whether u like the parking charges ornot

they mus have done it on purpose........

k lah, so maybe im the dumbass for not being savvy enuf abt parking charges in orchard.......but im entitled to gripe abt the unfairness of this world and wistfully wish for the sanity and perfectness of an ideal world........

back to the topic, one would expect the existence of a grace period non-charge in all carparks......it's only logical that way.........but.....

Ngee Ann City carpark DOESN'T

i paid $1.58 jus to have a go at Ngee Ann City's carpark race track........my time ~5mins, top speed 10km/h, and i didnt even complete the lap........ >:(

$1.58 for 5 bloody mins.........alittle bit of simple math would show that would amount to a salary of $3k+ a mth working 7hrs/day, 5days/wk.........

i dun even get anywhere close to a quarter of that amount.....:(

that wasnt the end of it.....

eventually decided to park at the open air public carpark beside cineleisure......and......yea, i saved on the parking charges........but the money saved wasnt enuf to pay for my hospitalisation fee when i saw it after the movie........

there were a total of 13 bird shit stains........on. my. car. 13. THIRTEEN. 1.3. T-H-I-R-T-E-E-N or W-T-F for short.

and all together now..........@#$^#$&^#$&*#%^*$%*$!$@~$@#^$*&%^&#$&~~~!!!!! >:(

Help~

got this link from a fellow blogger's site........im not very humanitarian.......but for the sake of trying to seem more humane, i do a good deed every now and then......

visit the link
http://kaileegetwells.com/index.htm

Listening to :
Simple Plan - Untitled

Big Boo Boo

jus realised i forgot to enable anonymous comments........

apologies to those non-blogger pple.........fixed liao, so comment away :)

Insurance

got a call from a lady from one of the local banks a few days back.....thought she had called me regarding the discrepancy in my credit card bill........turns out she was calling to offer me some kinda insurance policy.......parts of the conversation below.....

k lah, was feeling bored, so decided to have some fun.....i dun really like insurance agents......

Agent : And Mr Lim, we will cover you should you ever be hospitalised. For example, if you were hospitalised from choking on a fish bone.
Me : Wah, that's gonna be a pretty big fish bone.
Agent : Errrrr....yea. But supposing you do lah. It has happened before.
Me : Really ar? WOW. Kinda difficult duncha think?
Agent : Errr...yes. But it has happened before. But anyway, we will also cover you for your visits to the doctor. Like if you have a headache and need to see a doctor, we will pay you $30 for the visit.
Me : Wow. So is there a limit to how many times i can bang my head against the wall?
Agent : *laffing* Well, if it is too frequent we will carry out an investigation.
Me : But sometimes people are disaster prone. Then how?
Agent : Well, if that has be proven by the investigation we will definitely pay you the money.
Me : ahhhh....okok. that's good.

jus part of the conversation before i got tired and decided to end the call........

Crazy Mish-Mash of a Morning

It's a mad mad morning....

k lah, not dat mad.....

first off, today is comex day 1.....and im not going.....cos.....i have no money to buy me a new monitor.....*wails*.....actually i have lah.....but grass never agreed with my stomach......

second, all you new punk bands step aside.....Green Day's been at it for years and they can still whoop your ass all over the place as and when they feel like it.....

for those not in the know, Green Day had a big haul in the MTV awards...

third, my new age almost hit 34 yesterday.....ALMOST.....heng it was a joke.....for a moment the blood had drained from my face.....

WOOHOO~!

'Nuff said :D

i have a smile on my face the length of a football field