Insurance

got a call from a lady from one of the local banks a few days back.....thought she had called me regarding the discrepancy in my credit card bill........turns out she was calling to offer me some kinda insurance policy.......parts of the conversation below.....

k lah, was feeling bored, so decided to have some fun.....i dun really like insurance agents......

Agent : And Mr Lim, we will cover you should you ever be hospitalised. For example, if you were hospitalised from choking on a fish bone.
Me : Wah, that's gonna be a pretty big fish bone.
Agent : Errrrr....yea. But supposing you do lah. It has happened before.
Me : Really ar? WOW. Kinda difficult duncha think?
Agent : Errr...yes. But it has happened before. But anyway, we will also cover you for your visits to the doctor. Like if you have a headache and need to see a doctor, we will pay you $30 for the visit.
Me : Wow. So is there a limit to how many times i can bang my head against the wall?
Agent : *laffing* Well, if it is too frequent we will carry out an investigation.
Me : But sometimes people are disaster prone. Then how?
Agent : Well, if that has be proven by the investigation we will definitely pay you the money.
Me : ahhhh....okok. that's good.

jus part of the conversation before i got tired and decided to end the call........