Collecting Dust

my keyboard looks dirty........extremely.......yuk........feels sick to look at it let alone type on it.......gotta wipe it down one of these days.....

anywayz, seems that with all the lowered air fares, evry1's flying here, there and practically everywhere.........k lah, not exactly everywhere.....mainly the neighbouring countries - malaysia, thailand, HK, blah blah.......

so how come my butt hasnt had the pleasure of breathing foreign air for 10yrs?

that didnt sound rite........

yea........10yrs......that's a pretty long time........the last foreign country was NZ i think..........the last time i set foot in malaysia was even longer......think by now my passport has already disintegrated into a pile of dust........

maybe i shld save up some for a holiday........already have a list of places i wanna go to and why i wanna go............in no particular order......

1. Australia - To drive along the Great Ocean Road. The last 2 times there i was hardly tall enuff to peek over the steering wheel.
2. NZ - Love the place, love the climate.
3. Scotland - Wanna go see the highlands. im not gonna wear a skirt there. that'll jus be gay. they say nothing else is worn underneath......great......
4. Germany - Sausages and Beer~! Nuff said. ohya, the Danube River and the Black Forest.
5. US - Actually, there's nothing special there i wanna see........except maybe the original Carl's Jr and to search for my steakburger
6. Paris, France - Eiffel Tower
7. Italy - To live out my Godfather fantasies.......and of course see the Lambo police cars
8. Malaysia, Thailand, HK - To go tracking, club and club and........club.
9. Holland - WEED~!
10. Whatever Pulau something something we have near sg - space filler.....i stopped at 9......tot ill make it 10