Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Aged am I?

realise i haven posted in a few days.........so thought ill jus pop one in.........

also cos im pretty much bored shitless.........

gonna leave for the biggest flesh party this time of wk in a few hours...........sorry, the biggest young flesh party - mambo at zouk............

i have no idea y i go back there time and time again despite the suffocating crush of bodies, the lousy retro music and the feeling of being rather age concious.........maybe cos the bunch of kakiz i now club wif like it.........the old bunch of kakiz have become.......well......old......seemingly too old to club.........goes to prove that im still young......or at least i'd like to believe it even though after every nite out i feel a hundred years older.........

but tonite will be the first time i see the new zouk.........so i guess that's reason enuff to go to mambo...........tho there'll be a need to pile up on the long island after..........

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Numa Numa

New resolution..........i shall learn romanian.........just so i can pronounce the damn words in the numa numa song............incidentally the title is "Dragostea Din Tei".........Chicken Little is gonna be showing soon and shops everywhere are playing that song.............and the tune kinda got stuck in my head while walking thru IMM earlier today...........so i came back and dug out the mp3 to blast myself silly in the hope of ridding myself of the little annoyance....

sadly, the inverse has happened and i feel like learning romanian............so much for yi du gong du (translated: fighting poison with poison)

here's the link to the lyrics + translation in case any1's interested or bored shitless
"Dragostea Din Tei" Lyrics

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Meet The New Me

watched "Love Actually" in the afternoon...........and despite it being the second time watching the show, it still managed to hit a certain spot in me...........guess im a sucker for a christmasy feel good movie full of brit humour........

see, i do have a soft a sensitive side..........im still waiting for some hugs from the ladies.......im waiting......

speaking of soft and sensitive side, J's bought me a polo tee............it's pink..........

cheryl:
zip it

she's been looking around for one for quite awhile.........and up till today i was quite happy for her to continue looking.........until we walked into a Fila boutique and she set her eyes on this baby pink polo tee........

i remember once in JC, during one of my GP lessons, my british GP tutor once mentioned how research has shown that every man will at least have a brush with homosexuality at least once in his life............

when J set her eyes on that polo tee, i knew my reputation as a strictly heterosexual male was gonna come under fire for the rest of my existence.......

the polo tee's still in its plastic bag lying on my bed looking like it's an artifact from some other dimension........courage i need.........hercules completed all those tasks in greek mythology.........ill bet he would rather do them all 10 times over than wear pink.......

told J that she's gonna make my mum real jealous..........cos she's been trying to get me to wear non-black/white/gray colours since god knows when...........

this might be a good thing..........a chance for me to show off my sweet and sensitive side........now, if i can just find myself a baby in a stroller..........

here's a question to the ladies reading this:
would u ladies be more likely to hug a guy in pink?

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The One That Got Away

i believe NTU should be interested in signing me on for another semester........especially after my exceptional performance today at the exam hall..........

7 subjects........evry paper was smooth..........and i let slip this one.........and possibly the one yesterday too........

unless a miracle of galactic proportions occurs in the near future, ill better start planning for an extra semester in NTU.........sighz..........time to dig out whatever religious artifact i can find and start praying for the next 3wks till the exam results are out.........

i hate losing..........crap

Random

couldnt remember whether the left brain is the logical side or the right side is........so i decided to google it..........and this is wat came up.........

Left Brain = Logical Side
Right Brain = Creative Side

there were a list of traits that go with being a leftie or a rightie..........and looking at things, being in this computer engineering course, i shld technically be a leftie.........cos the course requires more systematic and logical traits...........and if this blog is anything to go by, i am anything but logical and systematic...........

and true enuf, i have more from the traits list of the right brain...........

here's the link if anyone's interested whether there's more water in the left or right side of your coconut.........
Left Or Right Brain

Edit:
just took the test that's on the page, and it shows that the noodles are on the left side of the plate with a bit of garnishing on the right.........guess i aint as right heavy as i thought......

Monday, November 21, 2005

Awwwww.....You Sweet Sweet Man~!

i think it is time i do something interesting in this blog.......like maybe post something interesting.........something scandalous.........or maybe something that shows the softer side of me...........the more vulnerable side........the side dat all the girls would go "awwww....u sweet sweet man........come come, u deserve a hug"

i should post something that shows im a softie and a sensitive guy who is caring and sharing........

really i am.........i saw a tub of ben & jerry's sitting in the sun today........could see it was suffering and it broke my heart.........so i decided to take it under my care.........and i put it in the freezer........

no, i didnt take a few scoops of it before it went in the fridge.........melting ice-cream isnt nice to eat............i intended to take a few scoops when it was harder.........and anywayz, i already had a few scoops while it was sitting in the sun with me.........

the whole ben and jerry's thing is getting tiresome i believe..........but wat to do.......exams = no life.......and besides, they are having a promo at the nearby petrol kiosk........2 pints of ben & jerry's going at $19 till 23rd Nov........

i promise more substantial posts in future........

now where are my hugs? :D

To Buy Or Not To Buy

jialat, as from yesterday, ive gotten it into my thick head that i wanna get myself a dual action orbital buffer..........which costs $165 for a cheap one and abt 4x more for a higher end model.........

another thing to add to my "wan to buy but cannot buy not bcos i dun have the money but bcos ill feel guilty buying it" list..............

i never bother abt whether i need it..........according to Maslow's hierarchy, im some where in the upper lvls.......past the food, water, air and sex levels.........wait, omit the sex......that's always needed at all levels........

now, given the time, i shld be able to upgrade the buy to my "can buy but not buying bcos i haven done the maths on when ill recoup the loss" list

after which it go to either the "need to pick up from the shop and done my maths" or "screw it all, come to papa baby~!" lists...........yea, stuff often end up in that list........

ohya, forgot, the orbital buffer is for polishing my car.........so actually it is a good long term investment.......

the rationalisation........it has begun........*cue ominous soundtrack*

Edit:
after it is christmas isnt it?

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Wasting Time

2 days before the final 3 days of exams...........cant wait for it all to end.......and yet, im still behind in the revision for these 3 papers........revision would hardly be the rite word to use here considering that i have never set eyes on the notes of these 2 modules before......only abt 3 or 4 lectures for each............learning would be a better word..........actually, getting acquainted with the modules would be more accurate.........

that's the prob wif exams..........by the time i hit the last few papers, i get so excited in the anticipation of the end of the exams that it's difficult to study........and ill do anything to whittle the seconds away.........anything and everything..........except the one thing that will whittle the seconds away faster than anything else - studying..........

it's a vicious cycle this...........thing - studying..........

and i jus found a page of my notes in the toilet..........the whole world is telling me to study......and wat am i doing? anything and evrything except studying.........

Things I Did Instead of Studying:
1. Eat Ben & Jerry's Ice-Cream
2. Collect the empty tubs of Ben & Jerry's Ice-cream
3. Fix up the printer to the router's print server
4. Fix up the other printer to the other PC and share it out for use.
5. Surf the net for colour codes for my next Civic
6. Surf the net for stuff on grooming my car
7. Blog about the things I do instead of studying
8. Stare blankly at my notes - for a second
9. Watch downloaded episodes of tv shows after staring at my notes
10. Reflect on how much ice-cream ive eaten this exam period
11. Think about what movies im gonna watch after the exams
12. Think about where im gonna go party throughout the final semester
13. Wonder what it would be like to walk on the moon
14. Stare blankly into space
15. Dream about winning the lottery and what i would do with the money

and the list goes on.........

incidentally, jus for the record, btwn my dad and i, we have finished 6 pints of Ben and Jerry's during the past week and a half.........of course he had abt 20% share........old man cant eat too much.........there's still another 2pints of Ben & Jerry's + 1pint of Nestle Vanilla ice-cream left in the freezer...........

be envious pple..........be very envious........

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Rants

one final wk to go before the end........and how nice, it is crunch time too.......y cant i jus have a nice smooth end to my exams? ever? y izit that i always find myself having got to put in extra work for the last few papers instead of having the luxury of taking my own sweet time to finish the last few morsels of yummy revision...........

i have 2 subjects to finish revising before their respective papers in 5days' time........both of which i have not touched for the entire of the semester............

great.......jus great.........

an observation made by the indian on the way home after a paper today........he wondered how izit that we are in this situation where we find ourselves treading on such a thin line with no room for error at all.........flunk another subject and we find ourselves graduating a semester later and minus the honours............

i kinda like it this way actually........there's more thrill this way...........

but of course it stresses the shit out of us........tho sometimes i think we dun seem to be doing enuf of it........there are pple out there who are in a way better situation but are practically pulling their hairs out.............

fren asked for my opinion on wat would be a good choice for his FYP next sem and he's heard that it would be better to choose an easier one cos the final year workload is madness..........

well, im probably carrying and gonna carry one of the maddest workloads this sem and next.......pple are doing 5 modules a sem.......im doing 7 this sem and another 7 the next......that's excluding the FYP.......

and that brings me to a very funny observation........it's very funny some of the reactions i get from students of the other courses.........they'll come and ask how many modules i take.......and in a normal semester it would be 5 cos that's the normal semester load.........and they'll go, "oh. ok." and they'll add, "im taking 7"

so smart........wah.....7 more than 5 leh......so u win~! so nice. and wat contest are we taking part in again?

k lah, im jus being mean......pple jus wanna share their worries and confide wif me.........i shld be nicer to them.........

~ . ~

came out of the exam hall today only to be greeted by the sight of a fucking short guy leaning against my car and smoking.........was glaring at the guy as i walked towards my car........and think he realised i owned the car he was comfortably leaning on and stepped aside.........

i swear, if there was jus the teensiest scratch, i would have served the guy watever little balls he had and make him eat them without his teeth........

on the way back,
Me : don't u ever lean on my car or scratch it.
The Indian : i wont scratch it lah. why would i scratch it? this thing btwn u and the car i know..
Me : okok. this issue sensitive lah. i spend alot of effort on getting the car to look this good. if i find a scratch, ill go back and pound that fucker.
TI : wat if the scratch is not caused by him?
Me : still pound him.
TI : why?
Me : he deserves it.
TI : ok.
Me : u can join in also. we can call The Cuban and V so they can vent their frustration from the paper on him also.
TI : okok.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

More Blah

ive said it once, ive said it twice and im gonna say it one more time.......SG tv sucks.......it sucks big big big time...........

i cant believe they revived the gotcha series AGAIN.........gotcha is a gag show (in more ways than one) that's like candid camera........

and nvm they revived the damn series, they couldnt come up wif original gags of their own, choosing instead to use gags that have been shown on other gag shows like Just For Laughs Gags..........

incidentally, that brings me to one of the things i wanna do before i lie down and kick it - i wanna go to the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal..........wouldnt mind laffing myself to death there........

that said, on to the main point of this post.........

i am bored

i have a paper in the morning 2mrw.........and here i sit doing absolutely nothing except watching tv, surfing the net, playing minesweeper, blogging, daydreaming...........k lah, so it's not exactly nothing........but it sure isnt anything that's beneficial to the chances of my passing the paper 2mrw.........

like i said before, ill like to believe that im too damn smart..........operative phrase being "ill like to believe"

today is the 15th of November......in 11days, mating season will be over........and ill be free once more........like the breeding salmon, to swim up the river from whence i came from and live out the remaining of my days feeding off the rich ecosystem that is sustained by the clean waters flowing down from the mountains........

but alas, that is not the case.......instead, my work is not done........there is more to do, and a damn project to complete.....

to put it simply........cant jus roll off and fall asleep as usual........now i have to spend sometime to cuddle and, oh god, talk........damn.........

Blah Blah Blah

i can see where the popular sitcom, Friends, got its roots from.......

Golden Girls.......minus 2 members........

but the script's jus as good if not better.......tho it is quite hard to relate to the issues that retired old women have to deal with.........

this doesnt mean that i want to become one.......

now, if i can jus get my hands on the Cosby Show........that would be more apt

Monday, November 14, 2005

Those Bastards~!

another bad thing abt exams:
a guy cannot enjoy his favourite shows during this period.......his mind will constantly be running through numbers and facts throughout the whole show.......

example,
in Smallville, Clark Kent will most prob be saying to Lana Lang,"In centroid linkage clustering, the mean vector is used to compute the distance between two clusters."

when he is actually saying..........dunno.........all i could hear was the "in centroid clustering blah blah blah."

ah heck, who needs to know wat they actually say to each other........all pple need to see is Kristin Kreuk and Kristin Kreuk ONLY........she wouldnt need to say anything either.......tho it would be nice if they got her to conduct a bioinformatics class..........

to the pple d/ling smallville and BT users in general:
there shld be 1 or 2 pple reading this that use BT........so, here's the warning.....

WB is cracking down on d/lers.......in their own vigilante way.........they aint suing yet, but they are flooding the connections of d/lers with data packets so your connections to the smallville d/ls will go kaput...........dun think every1 has kena yet, but here's the prog to use and block their flooding..........

Peer Guardian 2

Sunday, November 13, 2005

24

wat can a person do in 24hrs?

finish a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice-cream

think im gonna lose a tooth soon........

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Now Wha' Do Y'Know~!

the paper turned out to be........how shld i say this........a putz wouldnt be appropriate here.....but i kinda enjoy using the word nowadays........so ok........the paper turned out to be a putz of a paper.......i.e. it was a push over........seems like i know alot more abt nothing than i thought i knew.......actually the paper was set easy........compared to the previous yrs.......

i really shld keep my mouth shut till the results are out shldnt i? in the event that i flunk the paper, there wouldnt be a need for me to mince my words.........

heck.....ill leave it till then to mince.........so, it's in the bag baby~! woot~!

again, other students amaze me........i dun get y there is a need for students to sit thru the entire duration of the paper when the paper's relatively easy..........i really don't........and i dun get y is there a need for students to keep enquiring abt the questions when the questions are by themselves straightforward in their requirements............

are students all a kiasu paranoid bunch?

i dun geddit......u either know or u don't know.......and if u know, is there a need to write your grandma and grandpa's love story in the process? jus write the damn answer and move on...........

out of the 2.5hrs, i spent 1.5hrs finishing the paper leaving one part of a qns i didnt know the answer to...........spent alittle time thinking abt it, got fed up and wrote, "I know the answer. I really know the answer. But if i wrote it here, it would not be perfect zero knowledge protocol anymore. So, I just know the answer." and left the exam hall.........

outside the exam hall, had an exchange with The Indian who came out shortly after i did......

Me : it is one of 2 things when i dun seem to be bothered much by the exams. one, i am too bloody smart or two, i am a dumbass who thinks he is too damn smart. I'll like to believe it's the earlier.
The Indian : I shall not comment on that.
Me : Why not?
The Indian : I still want to hitch a ride home in your car.
Me : Smart man.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Chilling

in 1.75hrs time, i will be having a paper........and i sit here chilling out to the sounds from my winamp.......

gonna be a killer paper later.......it's the i know u dun know wat i know paper......and actually, im kinda feeling like i dunno anything rite now........damn.....knew i forgot something......at least i know i forgot what i thought i knew.......not so bad........

after this paper, it's gonna be a 4day break before the next one........already got that one more or less covered........so basically means.......i can go party this wkend~! NOT.

exams suck. period.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Ben, Jerry And I

weight-wise, staying home is as much a disastrous idea as staying out.......at least for me......cos i normally make sure the freezer's well stocked with ice-cream.........ben & jerry's or haagen dazs in particular..........

as of the last "stocktake" including sampling (abt 15mins ago), there was approximately 1.75pints (split into 3 tubs) of ben & jerry's plus abt a litre left of nestle vanilla ice-cream..........the vanilla ice-cream is used for making milkshakes.......i make a mean mango shake........would go at $20 a pop if i were to sell it..........there's no substitute for quality..........except money of course.......

ice-cream is good shit........it is one of THE best good shit that's ever been created......

ben & jerry's make good ice-cream........haven tried all of their flavours tho......would definitely love to........might jus consider a job as a taster with them..........tho im not a big fan of all the chocolate chunks they love to dump in the ice-cream........makes it hard to eat when the ice-cream is especially frozen sometimes........will need to go insure my tongue......

J's extremely amused by the small little chocolate fishes they have in their "Phish Food".......have to fish them out of the ice-cream for her each time i go thru the tub........

dun think the ice-cream is gonna last till the end of the wk.........if they dont, i would have successfully finished 2 pints in wat.......3 days? ahhhh......duncha jus love sinful pleasure?

i would like to believe that the pimple outbreak im having is due to the studying......so is the mad indulgence in ice-cream......studying is sinful...........

on a sidenote:
i have learnt today that 1 pint = 473ml.........it says so on the ben & jerry's tub......eating ice-cream is so beneficial to pple.......we shld all do it more often........

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Knowing Nothing

got a blinking headache........and i dun think it's from all the studying.........think it is more from the staring at the pc monitor all day..........or maybe from the heat.......the weather's pretty wonked lately.........was blazing hot this afternoon, and now it is raining...........

this is so not november/december.........it shld be somewhere in btwn........no sun, but not raining but cloudy and cool...........that's the way it shld be.........

it's kinda ridiculous really, when it's hot, it's hot even with the windows wide open.........but when it rains, it's still hot cos the windows are closed and it gets stuffy.........no, aircon isnt the same as natural cool.........aircon is too dry..........

i cant believe it......im actually talking abt the weather........really no life liao.......

~ . ~

been studying this certain subject/topic the whole day........and since ive amassed such a vast amount of knowledge on it, i shall share it with all the good pple who are reading this blog.............

i am currently studying cryptography.........nah, im not gonna encrypt the rest of this post to prove my geniusity (there is such a word, i invented it.......no, it doesnt decrypt to dumbass)

and the topic under cryptography is called Zero Knowledge Protocols.....so here goes

bascially wat ZK means is that...........i know something, all u guyz need to know is i know, u dun need to know what i know, u jus need to know that i know but i dun need to know that u know i know.........u can test me to see if i know wat i claim to know, but u dun need to know how i know.......and if based on numerous tests by u on whether i know what i claim to know, u will know that i know what i claim to know without knowing exactly wat i know..........

understand?

and that's jus part of the whole thing........there's still the other part that defines whether i would be able to prove to u something that i don't know but claim to know and make u know that i know something that i don't know........

so basically it is technically possible for me to walk into the exam hall and put down something like,"i know the answer. i really do." and still get marks for it.........

I know NUTS~!

extremely bored........studying stuff that i have no idea of...........and ironically it's called "Zero Knowledge"

doesnt give a person much confidence saying it out loud, "i have zero knowledge on zero knowledge"

that makes me worse than an idiot.........even a coconut has water in it........

which brings me to one thing........is a coconut really a nut?

Too Much Slack

2 down 5 more to go.........15days left........and then it'll be party time~!!! woot~!!

got a killer paper this friday, and im still sitting here watching amazing race..........

i swear it's making me smarter by the minute.......

Monday, November 07, 2005

Mating Season Day Something

screw it......ive lost track of time already.........woke up this morning think it was still a sunday........

anywayz, it's christmas pple~! HAPPY VESAK DAY~!

today has been a relatively fruitful day on the studying front, and for that, i shall reward myself with some slack time......on top of the slack time ive been having since 5pm........geniuses need to rest their brains k..........after all i have a paper 2mrw........so i shld be conserving my brain cells for it........

and since im rewarding myself, i shld reward all those pple who read my blog too........with 5 more quirks of mine~! pls go ahead, do thank me........here goes....u can save the gratitude till after the post..........

5 more quirks of mine:
1. i always eat with the heap of rice on my plate closest to me........in my family, some how or other the rice always gets heaped nearer to one side of the plate instead of in the middle.......and if the heap of rice is on an edge not directly in front of me, i will turn the plate till it does......

2. i tend to lean towards pictures that are alittle skewed positionally or showing jus part of the object.......i seem to prefer pictures taken with a slanted camera..........i din know this until E pointed it out to me last time..........and i like pictures that only show part of an object instead of the whole object itself, e.g. a side shot of my car showing only one headlight and half a front grille........they jus seem........more interesting to look at.......

3. my calculator is such that the keys are upside down.........got bored during one of the lessons in sec sch.......and decided to take apart my calculator and invert the keys........that was some time in sec 2.......have been using that calculator ever since and altho i have a new one, i only use it when i need to do stuff my old one cant, after which i will revert to the old one.........unfortunately i havent been bored enuf to invert the new one..........

4. i keep a running total of my savings, the amount in my wallet and my debts.....mentally..........so basically i know exactly how much i have that is usable or on credit or how much i owe someone..........well, actually that was before......dun really keep track of it so much now.........getting lazy.........tho if i do start running into the red too badly, i will most prob revert back to it.........

cant think of another one right now.........if i come up wif one more, ill post it.........

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Interesting

psychology/human behaviour is an interesting subject........unfortunately, i haven had the chance to delve into it further.........which in a way might be a blessing, cos digging further might jus get me tired of it real quick........

had a discussion with some frens over drinks last nite regarding something i mentioned on this blog a few days back.......it was abt how when a guy sees an attractive lady, something in him stirs......and that something is nothing romantic......

again, it has highlighted to me the fact that sometimes, pple dun seem to read things the way that u intend things to be read.........much like the whole singaporean debate on moral ethics and something something way back.........i had made a comment on that too, only to have a fren who read it, take it the wrong way and me having to clarify myself..........

so wat has that gotta do wif psych/human behaviour........i find it interesting to watch how pple communicate wif each other.........when they discuss things.......the dynamics of it all.......and it has been proven over and over again, whether via print or voice, true communication is often lacking...........A never understands B, and B never understands A even though they are both talking to each other......no matter how much one thinks he/she understands the other but the other doesnt understand him/her.........both dun understand each other..........

of course, then there are times when both do understand each other........and that's when both have been doing what is expected in the first place.......listening........

was talking to 4 frens last nite.........and of which, i only managed to understand 2 and get them to understand me..........the other 2 were jus stuck......regardless of whether we agreed on the topic at hand, that's beside the point...........

listening is interesting.........and i think it would be safe for me to give girls the credit of doing it better than the guyz..........guyz tend to have more wax in their ears........

k, any ladies reading this now, i promise there wun be anything stirring when your chests swell with pride........ :p

Klutz

had supper last nite with some frens at Simpang Bedok.........

by some freak of nature, i managed to take a bite out of one of two egg pratas...........

before dropping the both of them on the floor..........

asked the waiter over, and when he saw the 2 pratas on the floor, there was obvious disbelief all over his face.........k lah, i couldnt see his face cos he had his hand covering it.........and it was shaking too........so maybe it wasnt disbelief..........maybe more of.........exasperation?

after that came back with 2 more pratas..........on a bigger plate........had ordered a third prata too tho that took longer to prepare and i was getting impatient for it.........frens and i thought perhaps they felt i was wasting their food and decided not to serve me............

but eventually it came..........on a bigger plate too.........

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Careless

i could kill myself...........carelessness has cost me my first inverse minesweeper victory.......



i am not spending too much time on this.........i am not taking the whole minesweeper thing too seriously

Mating Season Day 2

the exam period is not the only time that i watch the most discovery channel......it is also the time when the most pimples decide to become best buddies with me.....

and since i tend to have several frens who are on the larger side, my pimples buddies tend to weigh in on the heavier side too.........

with all the hurricane stuff recently.......i am tempted to give my pimples meaningful names too.......like pop, zap and ooze........and ohyes, my favourtie pimple would be called squirt....

losing it, im losing it.........

cant wait for the exams to be over wif........got stuff to do........FYP being amongst the top of the list......haven touched it at all during this whole past semester.........and i need to have a working prototype by the start of the next semester.........cham cham.........

ohyes, i need to party too...........dun wanna waste the last few ounces of youthful energy becoming an old fart too soon...........

Friday, November 04, 2005

Mating Season Day 1

had an appetizer of a paper today........not a core subject paper, didnt study for it at all, it was open book and.......ill pass........it's in the bag baby.........

altogether now, me so genius

did manage to make a fool of myself in the process tho..........sat at the wrong seat in the exam hall and had to be ushered off by the rightful owner........and think i was too caught up trying to warm myself in the freezing conditions that i absent mindedly brought along his qns paper and answer booklet with me while moving to my seat..........the guy had to chase after me to get it back.........and that wasnt the end of it all..........realised i had left my textbook at his seat only after i had walked the length of the exam hall and sat my butt down...........

a fren who was seated along the way was laffing her butt off seeing me shuffle up and down the place............

geniuses tend to be forgetful and kooky.........

think im not used to having an open book exam.........spent a good few mins at the start working on the paper without remembering i had a textbook with me........

now that's a mark of a genius ok.........who needs a textbook........

now for the next paper.......me so dead

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Random

was having lunch with my parents earlier........and at the end of it, while sitting at the lunch table, my fengshui believer dad whipped out this small little jade figurine of a pig.........

Dad : See......this is my friend.

i am so gonna be in deep shit.........

~ . ~


more pics of the new civic........these are the US 2006 Civic Si.......they are concept cars shown at the SEMA show now on in the US.......most prob wun see them in SG........unless PIs decide to bring them in.........

2006 Civic Si Sport Concept
2006 Skunk2 Civic Si

Stirred

went out for dinner last evening to celebrate a fren's bday.........

first things, a shout out to the bday girl, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY~! a year OLDER liao leh......"

ok, that done........went to Zen restaurant at East Coast for the dinner........the place is nice and cosy......the decor is nice too.........food wise, not too bad.......nice food........tho think they feed lilliputians there.........

went to shoot a few rounds of snooker after, haven been playing for ages.........so it would suffice to say, i sucked..........

proceeded to cabana bar after that..........didnt feel like doing any drinking, neither did my frens, so we ended up ordering jugs of ice-water..........at $2 a pop........sounds ridiculous......it was.........sitting at a beach bar with evry1 drinking alcohol except us 3 jokers drinking water...........duh

noted something interesting last nite........there were and unusual number of working ladies in the area.........as far as i know, there doesnt seem to be any offices in the area.....so y were there so many ladies in office attire at east coast..........isnt it alittle inaccessible a place for an end of the day drink?

which brings me to another point.........gonna be abit crude here, but it's a very real fact that really isnt better put any other way..........

when a normal, hot blooded young male sees an attractive female, something in him normally stirs - and it is often nothing romantic........

for those guyz who dun geddit......u mus be really dumb or missing some parts.......but.........whatever that is stirring, it is definitely not your heart.........

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Dream a Little Dream

haven done a 3 post day for awhile now..........im damn bored lah.........anywayz

this is way overdue........but realised i haven posted it yet......so here goes


THIS is the next car i wanna get.........the new 2006 civic.........when the current one is due to scrap.......which is in........2-3yrs time.........hopefully by then i would have amassed enuf to pay a comfortable downpayment for it.........if not ill need to eat grass for a fair amt of time during the first few yrs of working life...........

either way, i will get it.........even if it means i have to regurgitate the grass and eat it again.......

tho i would very much prefer to get one of these........



but cannot afford lah...........have to settle with the civic..........it's a good bargain tho.......same power and capacity as a BMW 318 at lower the price and a lighter body too.........im beginning to drool.......

Thrifty Me

got my credit card bill this morn.........and........unbelieveable........this is the lowest ive spent in......dunno how many mths.......

me so thrifty eh? =D

Me So Dead

this is bad......studying is moving on really really slowly.......and i dun really feel like taking it up a notch or 2..........academic suicide......

cant stop thinking abt my poor ride.......washed it on sunday and realised ive been neglecting it........there are swirl marks and water marks all over........polished and waxed parts of it yesterday as a temporary solution until i get the time after the exams to do a full grooming session for it........gonna polish and wax the other parts later on today.........

d/led a new game, Quake 4..........tho not much of a distraction, it is still one........used to play alot of Quake 2 some years back..........luckily ive more or less gotten past that obsession.........

die lah......exams gonna flunk liao........

was talk wif J jus now......and came up with a new grading sys........i think it's been done before.........but heck, since i haven done something like this in ages.......
DI - Damn Idiot
A - Average
B - Beri Good
C - Chin Jia Good
D - Distinction
E - Excellent
F - Fantastic

and i came up wif some more.....which i think only the programmers will probably understand.........
A- = Value of grade as grade tends to negative
A+ = Value of grade as grade tends to positive != A
A- * A- = A-- = DI
A+ * A+ = A++ = B-

therefore, it goes to show that the more u study, u become more of an idiot........and yep, a valedictorian is up on stage giving a speech cos he's the campus idiot........

irrationalism...........luv it..........