Monday, March 27, 2006

i like to Gallop too~!!!

that's it.......osim has topped their igallop advert......

first they put models in cowgirl costumes, throw them on the igallop and do close ups of them gyrating grinding "galloping" on the igallop.........guess nobody found that very enticing......i mean, any guy can go home to his wife or gf and be able to pretty much reconstruct the thing...........

now they (osim, not guys) have decided they need to add more star appeal to their contraption...........so if having jus plain beautiful women is not enticing enuf, they get a celebrity to do the galloping...........makes sense doesnt it........show a celeb working out on the igallop and there'll be many guys out there jus salivating to the ad.....guys jus love wat they cannot have..........a celeb doing the igallop is rather difficult to re-enact without the celeb herself........

and then suddenly it dawns on me.........the ad is targeting the ladies..........not the guys.....

fact of the day, horseback riding burns 320 calories in 30mins........sex burns 150 calories in 30mins........so to burn approximately the same amount as horseback riding, a person needs to have an hour of sex..........

let's see.........horse back riding........
1. a horse is expensive
2. horse shit is stinky
3. a sore butt sucks
4. u need to wear those horse-riding gear
5. i think any horse would rather be eating grass than letting any1 ride it
6. u will probably get hot and sweaty
7. 30mins

sex
1. no need a horse - savings
2. no odour - unless one person has BO
3. sore butts - maybe
4. no need to wear anything - definitely helps with the sweating
5. doubt either party minds being ridden - another plus point
6. hot and sweaty activity - that's a draw point
7. one hour - now who wouldnt want that?

so 4 plus points and 3 draw points......sex is better......unless pple still think the celeb factor trumps it all..........

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