Jibber Jabber

there times i wonder if my mouth has a mind of its own.........either that or the rebellious side of me is jus dying to take over.........

was at a tutorial earlier in the day with the indian when the tutor called upon the indian to give an answer for one of the tutorial questions.........the indian, as always, had not prepared for the tutorial.........something which i dun do either........explains y we are scrimping around at the bottom rung of the academic ladder..........

Tutor : What's your answer to the question?
The Indian : I'm not very sure.
Tutor : Would you like to give it a try?
Me : *while looking down and making some notes* No.

the class broke out laughing and the indian jus looked at me bewildered while i could only look back sheepishly.......i swear it was totally by reflex.......there i times i wonder if somebody else is living in my head......

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was on the way to sch today with the indian when the Flying Dutchman, a popular DJ at one of sg's radio stations, was talking abt lop-sided breasts in women.........according to a recent study by a british univerisity, women with a large difference between breasts have a higher chance of breast cancer.........

The Indian : that's not very nice of him. he's scaring every woman who is listening to him now.
Me : yea. can imagine all of the sg women running to the toilet and starting to determine if they have extremely lop-sided breasts. and then only to come out worrying more cos they believe they have extremely lop-sided breasts or cos they dun have any to begin measuring with.

i apologise to the sg ladies reading this.......i dun deny that i think sg women have smaller breasts than women from other countries, but u have to admit that yourselves.....afterall, breasts dun count for everything.......the whole package counts.........

to any ladies who are offended by my remark, i still love your breasts watever your size is.

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just got home from dinner at popeye's chicken at the airport......and since we are on the topic of breasts, i have made an observation that would possibly help women fight "The Sag"........

when you are cross and you fold your arms across your chest, be sure to fold them under your breasts i.e. look after your assets

saw an american lady with HUGE breasts........and yep, "The Sag" had got her bad.....ooo......it rhymes.......she had her folded arms resting on them and they seemed to fit like her arms were moulded into her breasts.........im guessing the arm folding had contributed to the sagging.........

so there ya go.......tip of the day for the ladies......when you r angry and need to fold your arms, do it cradling your breasts..........remember, every little bit helps.........and if u happen to be angry with your significant other half, the visual aid helps in getting him to succumb real fast too...........