Hahaa....

Some funny or ironic bits I picked up while reading the papers over the past few days.

Disclaimer: One particular bit has a racist connotation but I'll like to say that I'm not racist nor am I trying to spread racism. I just found it funny.

• Recently a case of bullying in prison had come up. A prison inmate accused a group of fellow inmates of assaulting him and sexually abusing him including sodomising him. One of his attackers/sodomisers was a best friend. While testifying, the victim said that he had learnt not to trust anyone after the incident and that what his former best friend did hurt him, "it was like being stabbed in the back."
  
  
• A maid who was raped by a Bangladeshi at 11pm in her employer's house could not positively identify the man because she claimed that it was too dark during the night of the crime.
  
  
• One of Singapore's richest man and founder of Metro, Ong Tjoe Kim, has passed away. The obituaries were filled with condolences from various organisations. Some were full page spreads. Oddly enough, not one was a coloured obit. Two other people, one 39 year old male and a little boy, had theirs in full colour.