Little Balls of Colour

today i will propose something of great importance that i believe truly will be a great contribution towards the "Save the Earth" movement.

i propose that those little green/yellow/blue balls of disinfectants be put in every urinal of all male toilets/restrooms.

by doing so, they achieve a few things:
1. keeping the toilets urine odour free
2. they save water
3. they save electricity

first, keeping the toilets urine odour free is pretty straight forward. it's good for every1.

next, there are variations of those little balls. some are actually balls of microbes that clean the urinal thus eliminating the need to flush. and therefore, saves water.

now, this is where things get interesting. what i suggest next will, i believe, be one of the greatest ideas ever conceived in the move towards a greener planet and explains how those little balls can save both water and electricity at the same time. it is based on the premise that all men need to be occupied with something to be effective and efficient.

the same goes when they pee.

thus, if a ball of disinfectant is used in every urinal, all men would have something to aim at. and when placed in the correct area of the urinal i.e. the drainage area, things would flow the right way instead of being directed the wrong way due to some bloke with ADHD or bad eyesight.

at the same time, there will be a decreased usage of electricity in pubs/clubs bcos there would be no need for small little tv screens above the urinals that show nothing but flashing colours or gyrating women. guys would be concentrating on their balls and aiming the right direction instead of on the screens.

i know it seems like a ridiculous idea right now, but im sure in time to come, there will be others who agree with me and we will make the world a much cleaner and greater place to live in.