D-10-5

okok, gonna explain my earlier hypothesis

Hypothesis :
Females change handphones more often than males bcos they use the toilet bowl more often than males do.

for those who still dun see the relation btwn using the toilet bowl and changing of handphones, it is quite simple actually........i think it would be a safe bet if i were to say women use the toilet bowl more often than guyz do given that all things else are equal i.e. they have the same digestive habits and they go to the same places and do everything else the same.......in a shopping centre a guy gets to use the urinal, girls jus do their thing the same way they do their.......errr..........other thing.........

so it's safe to say that guys use the toilet bowl less than girls do.........agreed?

so given the lesser number of times we use the toilet bowl, there is a decreased chance of having a handphone drop in the bowl too........

of course there is the argument that if the toilet bowl were being sat on, there wouldnt be a chance of the phone dropping in at all..........yea, but a general survey carried out, on 2 friends revealed that they had dropped their phones AFTER they tinkled.........i know one had flushed prior to the incident, not sure abt the other..........so wat's the rationale behind the hypothesis? since this has shown that it is not the position that affects the course of events.......

actually, IT IS the position that either members of gender utilises that has affected the course of events.........

when a guy.....errr......squirts? pees........(lost my train of thought there)......he does it standing and with both hands occupied (for the benefit of the uninformed ladies in the house, we need to aim, shake, zip and buckle), he doesnt have the extra limbs to handle a phone while peeing

whereas for a female, she pees.......tinkles........sitting down, leaving her to do wat she does best - multitask i.e. make up, waxing, reading, talking on the phone..........which leads to a situation where she gets up with the phone stuck btwn her ear and her shoulder while trying to pull her pants up or undies, if she happens to be wearing a skirt..........and in a moment of flurry........*plop*............

and thus, is the reason behind why females change handphones more often than guys do......

i dun really wanna go into the depth of water that affects the functionality of the phone after its escapades mainly cos there is not much water in a urinal.......mainly uric acid.......

one thing we all can learn from this is that, nokia makes better phones than panasonic does........the panasonic phone could not be revived despite numerous attempts at cpr (i.e. coaxing, girls like to talk to their toys), whilst the nokia had been awarded a medal of valour, for service and bravery beyond its call of duty........

i really need to concentrate more on writing my project report..........