The Morning After

a conversation with J the morning after a night out at dbl o.

J: You are a pig.
Me: You are a pig too.
J: No, I am a mermaid.
Me: Mermaids cannot walk or wear nice clothes.
J: They have a nice bikini. Made of seashells.
Me: You think seashells will be comfortable?
J: Put padding. Push up.

more on the past wk's and last night's events later after work.