D-8 I Hope

been looking arnd for jobs lately, considering if everything goes on smoothly, i shld grad by june.......been attending almost every recruitment talk there is and flipping thru the papers for positions that will accept fresh graduates............have already applied to 2 companies without much luck.......well, bo pianz...........they werent exactly in my field of expertise either, which could explain y i didnt get them...........kinda like taking pot shots at a fly........not exactly, the right way to be fishing for jobs when i dun have the credentials they were looking for, but wat the heck, no harm trying..........

was flipping thru the papers looking for openings earlier.........now im thinking, y dont i go be a chef or baker.........for sats - the catering arm of singapore airlines........wouldnt that be nice.......i would be able to wow the airline passengers with my fantastic culinary skills.....after that come out and set up my catering service or restuarant serving airline food.........there'll be reviews of my restuarant with headings like, "The Best Airline food. Outside of an airline."

or maybe i could join the police force.......the whole coffee and doughnuts thing seems pretty good......forgot, we dun do doughnuts here..........kopi siew tai and ham chim pang then.........i can jus see myself doing that.........go abt my daily routine and patrols, then go home to a wife in a house coat, hair in curlers and wailing kids.......throw myself in front of the telly, grow fat and snore my buns off..........or i could be like vincent ng who plays hunky police officer ricky in "heartlanders".........chase bad guys, take down smuggling rings, date hot chick Steph Soong lookalike reporters before finally settling down with a hot mama with a teenage kid who old enuff to know when to make himself disappear so mom and pops can have a little alone time............

more recruitment talks the next few days.........wish me luck pple........the mood of this blog depends on it.........