Slobber

for the record, i think the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" screams deprived childhood. mommy that is, not the poor kid singing the song.

reason for my saying so, why in the first place would mommy wanna kiss santa claus? cos she has a thing for fat hairy men in red suits? or maybe paternal transference? sure, they did it under the mistletoe, but heck, a woman would have some reason to even take action on the thought. which brings me to the deprived childhood bit.

having not seen santa as a kid, mommy finally gets to see him in the flesh, so she feels drawn to him. and being a grown woman now, her feelings manifest as urges and desires that she feels compelled to act upon.

if nobody's catching my drift yet........there's more to prove my point.

if any1 has heard the song and listened to the lyrics he/she would have heard the lines
"I saw mommy tickle santa claus. Underneath his beard so snowy white."

tickle?!?! why would she want to do that?!?!?! not to forget, i think santa has quite a huge, long beard. there's a large area to tickle inclusive of that beer belly of his and i highly doubt she's tickling that. his chin? non existent. he has a beard for god's sake, what chin?!?!

and

"What a laugh it would have been, if Daddy had only seen, Mommy kissing santa claus last night."

a few things here.
1. poor kid. obviously nobody's explained to him/her that mommy snogging a fat man aint funny to daddy.
2. the kid hasnt reached puberty
3. if the kid thought that it would be funny for daddy to see mommy kissing santa, then they were doing some pretty heavy stuff. im talking tongue action pple.

not to forget,

"She didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep."

they mus have made a fair amount of noise. really.

hope i haven spoilt the song for any1 yet. MERRY XMAS once again pple.