D-ARGH~!

a few gripes......

y are they using a schoolgirl for the tv on demand testing advert? during the advert they show her getting low grades and being disappointed but later appeased by watching tv......dun they know that this is the wrong signal they are sending out to students?

i think a colony of ants have moved into my phone and decided to make it their nest.......im referring to my land line phone............lately images of ants crawling into my ear and making my brain their home while im using the phone have been infesting my brain........looks like they've already got one foot in already......

lastly,
WHERE IS MY CAR?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!