Wednesday, December 14, 2005

All I Want For Xmas

somebody shld teach birds kegel exercises.....imagine the benefits it would have to male pattern baldness.........pple will never need to rip out their hair halfway thru washing their cars

dun really have much to blog abt these days..........or rather, there is stuff to blog abt, jus that i tend to forget them as soon as i sit myself in front of the computer..........

supposed to come up with a warm, fuzzy and full of care bear positivity post, so.......let's see

christmas is round the corner.........in abt 2wks, that warm and fuzzy time of the year will come once again.........sadly there's no snow in sg.........tho at the rate that the weather is going nutty, perhaps one day we might see tons of the white stuff falling from the sky........that is of course before we start getting pummeled by hale shortly after..........

okok........warm and fuzzy, warm and fuzzy.........fire and brimstone? definitely warm enuf........not fuzzy tho.........

christmas always has that special feeling to it.......as a kid, christmas meant bugging my parents for christmas presents and having my aunt and cousins over for a small get together.........

definitely warm and fuzzy..........

not to say im no longer a kid, i am still a kid........at least that's what J believes.......she thinks im the biggest kid that this side of the planet has to offer........and since im a kid, i get presents.......and bcos im a big kid, i get big kid presents...........so.........yep, this is where i do my annual "dear santa" list............

yo, fat man........this is what i want for xmas (in no order of preference) :
1. Win the lottery
2. All the santarinas you can hire or as many of them u can squeeze into your sleigh, whichever is more
3. A santarina outfit for J
4. BMW Z4
5. The US version of the new Civic Si, preferably with the works all thrown in.
6. Lifetime supply of Carl's Jr vouchers for free combo meals
7. Lifetime suppy of Ben & Jerry's ice-cream
8. A shopping spree for J at any shopping centre/mall on the planet
9. A ride on your sleigh. You can drop me and J + the santarinas at a club.
10. ok lah, for the sake of charity, world peace

oh yes

11. your magic sack

you'll get your payment of milk and cookies after that........and ill see if i can find a way to talk to woffles wu and get him to do something abt that lipo and facelift u always wanted........tho you might wanna hold that off for awhile cos i dunno if J has anything planned for u..........girls like the whole father christmas thingy.............makes them feel all warm and fuzzy..........

deal?

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